1. hejibits:

    All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

    You monster.

    (Source: hejibits.com, via ineedcalculator)

     
  2. 420ghost:

    metalicmonocrome:

    autumnblossoms:

    HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

    These make me so happy!!!

    Boonanas

    let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

    (Source: myowntravellingcircus, via ineedcalculator)

     
  3. ugly:

    ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

    (via guy)

     
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  5. wetrilo:

    well, i am groot

    (via daily-marvel)

     
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  8. jerkidiot:

    wlovepierce:

    jerkidiot:

    sonnyforpresident:

    jerkidiot:

    jerkidiot:

    IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

    REBELLION

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    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

    YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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    STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

    NO

    (via onlythegodsarereal)

     
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  10. Reblog if you always follow back.

    stellar-karma:

    kjoec21:

    Reblog, & watch your followers grow.

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    Reblog AND Like, and you will get double followers!

    i will follow back all! :)

    (Source: imparare-a-volare, via chig-let)